She's not a very good farm wife: Merry Christmas!

Things I've done, that cannot be undone

Completed a work contract doing something I had no idea I could do, and no training for it. They didn't fire me!
Got EGGS from at least one chicken.
Got a press release out in 20 minutes.
Safely removed a wee lost bird from the milk house (who then flew away!)
Trapped an evil tom and made him disappear
Rescued a single kitten that survived a kitty massacre at 2 hours old. Her name is Friday, she`s lovely.
Got chickens!
Renovated a 75 year old chicken coop
Found a million kittens despite their mamma's trying to hide them. They don't try anymore, they just bring me to them.
Helped deliver twin calves using "chains"